Top Ten Reasons Why Being A Suicide Bomber Is Cool

Top Ten Reasons Why Being A Suicide Bomber Is Cool

10. You can smoke all the cigarettes you want to and not have to worry about dying of cancer.

9. You don’t have to pay the bills anymore.

8. You can let the dishes and laundry pile up and it’s ok.

7. You no longer have to worry about going through all the hassle of attempting to hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

6. God thinks you’re really cool and is going to show you a good time here pretty quick.

5. You don’t have to remember all that stuff they were trying to teach you in school.

4. Blowing shit up is really neat, even when it’s you.

3. Your friends will be really impressed.

2. You might get on tv.

1. You don’t have to clean up the mess you made after it’s over.

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