Who will save us from…
A group of drunk monkeys rampaged through an Indian village after stealing a specially fermented drink.
The primates stole the liquor made from marijuana leaves which residents were preparing for a religious festival.
Stunned Baralapokhari villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away.</i>
Ya know, that sounds a bit harsh. Why not invite them in, put on a little music, and give them snacks?