Gotta admit…

Gotta admit…

…this answers a whole lot of nagging questions. Tom Cruise goes over to the dark side.

ETA: As I type this, Cruise’s first wife Mimi Rogers is on The Late Late Show With Craig Fergeson. He asked her about Cruise getting married again and she’s trying to spin it this way:

“So Tom & Katy fell in love and decided to get married, why is this headline news around the world?” (Approximate quote)

How about because he called a press conference at the Eiffel Tower?

Because he went on Oprah and acted like an idiot?

Rogers must be fufilling some obscure part of her prenuptial agreement.

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