Lawsuits of the Damned

Run that by me again?

The melodiously-named Alice Alyce is suing diminutive road hazard Billy Joel’s musical – Movin’ Out – for $100 million as punishment for her unfair dismissal. Apparently, her breasts were considered too large (huh?) and she was accused of faking a toe injury (huh?). No word from BJ, but the plaintiff adds: “[A]s an entertainer, and the father of a daughter, you’d think he’d understand,” says Alyce. “I do hope he calls me.”

Unfortunately Alyce, I don’t think Joel speaks Loony.


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