Objective Tinnitus

Presidential Jammy Jamz

Happy Presidents’ Day, everybody. In honor of this auspicious occasion, I’ve compiled a handful of Youtube clips showcasing phat Presidential jammy jamz for your viewing/listening pleasure. Go on, girl, go ‘head, get down:

  • Some old robot from EPCOT busting out numerous impressions in the sizzlin’ Presidents’ Rap.

Not enough for you? Okay, here are two bonus jamz, neither of which were culled from the aforelinked video monolith:

  • The infamous recording of LBJ ordering a pair of slacks from Haggar (hard to believe this hasn’t been sampled by the Beastie Boys yet).

  • From my personal collection, Larry Shannon Hargrove’s classic Lewinsky-era tune “Leave Bill Clinton Alone” (sample lyric: “all this investigating ain’t nothin’ but playa-hatin’!”).


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