Dear Alanis
I applaud you for this. Finally, someone is giving “Weird Al” a run for his money. The Yank’s gonna have to scramble pretty hard to get food on the table now that you’re in the novelty game. You go, you Canadian former child star/Dave Coulier fellator! You show everyone who’s boss! Can’t wait for your next track. Maybe you could “Alanisfy” a Fallout Boy song!
Love always,
JG2