Aunts and Uncles
hovercraft23: I am not allowed to end a line of text with a word less than 4 letters.
hcm: According to?
hovercraft23: My boss.
hcm: Funny. < 4 or <= 4?
hovercraft23: < 4 -- the, for, a, in, of, was. You know, most words.
hcm: “fucker” is 6 letters, and you can always add it to the end of a sentence. [sentence], fucker.
hovercraft23: Right after the semicolon. Or em dash, which I also have to use now.
hcm: “You’ll get your results in a day, fucker.”
hovercraft23: This rule is tedious. “…of the new day.”
hovercraft23: Yes! She says it was her mentor’s pet peeve.
hcm: So now it’s hers? Good mentoring there.
hovercraft23: Yes, arbitrary rules must be passed down
hcm: “An arbitrary rule based on spurious personal preference is the most important one, fucker.”
hovercraft23: Can’t start a line with a word less then 4 letters, either. It’s called an Aunt and the other is an Uncle
hovercraft23: Just kidding
hcm: No hyphenation?
hovercraft23: I don’t even wanna go there. I turn it off.
hovercraft23: There is a headline that says, “Had Enough yet?” — I am tempted to kick the Yet down to the next line.
hovercraft23: Had Enough
hcm: , Fucker?
hovercraft23: OK, I can’t laugh like this.
hovercraft23: Someone will walk in again.