Paris Hilton Is Too Beautiful For Jail
The hits don’t stop a’comin’ — it’s like Paris, considerate socialite she is, is giving us a stockpile of Bad PR stories in anticipation of her incarceration. This one is about the petition to keep Paris out of jail that has been going around. I had a link to the original petition a couple of days ago, but for some reason neglected to post it. Now I know why — I was waiting for this article and the liberal sprinkling of snarky links it contains.