Ghetto Physics

Ghetto Physics

Ghetto Physics: Will the Real Pimps and Hos Please Stand Up!

directed by William Arntz and E. Raymond Brown

starring E. Raymond Brown

Ghetto Physics Entertainment / Captured Light Industries

This movie impressed me before I even saw the disc. About two days after I requested it, an overnight letter appeared with the DVD. Inside was a postpaid return envelope and nothing else. No nasty warnings about copyright, no threats that if this got online Western civilization would crash — just a discrete acknowledgment about how they wanted the disc handled post-use. Not sure what to expect, I watched it immediately and was blown away. Part politics, part cultural anthropology, careening between agitprop, propaganda, and evangelization, this disc is the one clear, coherent civics class you’ll never get in school. Why won’t The Man tell you this stuff? Let’s let Arntz and Brown talk about what they call Ghetto Physics:

Just as the physical world is built up from protons and neutrons and gravity, the social world is built from Pimps and Hos and The Game. A Pimp is anyone in power who can get others to do their bidding, particularly by making the Ho thinks they are doing it because they want to. Hos, on the other hand, do all the work, take all the abuse and in return they get their percentage, which, under ideal conditions, is 0%. Most of the time it’s a little less due to taxes and handling fees. Pimps come in many guises — leaders, presidents, churches, advertisers, even sports teams. “Sports teams?” Look who pays for shiny new stadiums and arenas. It ain’t Kobe Bryant or Richard De Vos. In this transaction, the Hos are whoever pays the taxes to pay off the bonds. That’s what the Hos do — they work, consume, pay taxes, walk the street looking for work, and are the ultimate archetypical victims.

Brown leads a class of 30-something graduates and mixes his story with interviews and animations. He carefully lays out a model for how the world really functions, and if you pay attention you can see exactly where you fit in. Of course, most people have a little Pimp and a bunch of Ho in them, but until someone points it out, you’re been trained to be oblivious and happily sign up for credit cards, buy fizzy sugar water, cheer for your favorite team, or buy into an ideal that gets your butt shot out from under you.

What’s a poor Ho to do? Here’s where Brown pays off. There are options and opportunities open to everyone, they just need to see them. In the film, one of his promising students gets shafted out of a law school scholarship. She’s devastated and drops into the victim mode: “I’m destroyed! The MAN did it to me! It’s unfair!” In his role as the loving professor, Brown bitchslaps her and points out there are other options besides law school for a good student, and by the time the credits roll we see she has found a multitude of opportunities.

Along the way we see interviews with rappers, writers, physicists, bankers, philosophers, and artists. Ice T is especially ironic. After all his run-ins with the police, he now plays a cop on TV. He clearly understands the game and works it to his benefit. It’s what might pass for the moral here: Figure out the game and work it to you own benefit, or suffer the consequences. This results in a world of just Pimps and no Hos, and then as Brown admits along the way, it’s the Hos that get stuff done. While you may not accept all the politics in Ghetto Physics, it’s a thought-provoking and serious attempt to do some social good by pointing out the obvious. This film may be doomed to the film fest circuit, but Arntz and Brown are ten times better storytellers than Michael Moore will ever be. These guys build a case, make you want to hear it, and deliver on results. Yes, they are pimping you, but in a benevolent way. They deserve a listen.

Ghetto Physics: ghettophysics.com

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked with *

Recently on Ink 19...

  • Jeremiah Lockwood
    Jeremiah Lockwood

    A Great Miracle: Jeremiah Lockwood’s Guitar Soli Chanukah Album (Reboot). Review by Bob Pomeroy.

  • Metallica: The $24.95 Book
    Metallica: The $24.95 Book

    From an underground band that pioneered the thrash metal sound, to arguably the biggest rock act in the new millennium, Metallica has had a long and tumultuous history. Ben Apatoff scours a myriad of sources to catalog this history in his new book.

  • Araceli Lemos
    Araceli Lemos

    Shortly after AFI Fest 2021 wrapped, Generoso spoke at length with director, Araceli Lemos about her award-winning and potent feature debut, Holy Emy. Lemos’s film uses elements of body horror in her story about the exoticization of two Filipina sisters living in Greece and how that exploitation creates a distance between them.

  • Southern Accents 55
    Southern Accents 55

    A woofin’ good time with cuts from Hank Williams, Muddy Waters, Delta Moon and more from KMRD 96.9, Madrid, New Mexico!

  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

    Absurdism with a healthy dose of air conditioning.

  • Mixtape 172 :: My Old Bassist
    Mixtape 172 :: My Old Bassist

    Like pre-teens throwing every liquid into the kitchen blender and daring each other to drink the results, Woody and Jeremy fuse all manner of sounds legitimate and profane into some murky concoction that tastes surprisingly good.

  • Demons/Demons 2
    Demons/Demons 2

    Synapse Films reissues Lamberto Bava’s epic ’80s gore-filled movies Demons and Demons 2 in beautiful new editions.

  • Sylvie Courvoisier and Mary Halvorson
    Sylvie Courvoisier and Mary Halvorson

    Searching for the Disappearing Hour (Pyroclastic Records). Review by Bob Pomeroy.

  • Payal Kapadia
    Payal Kapadia

    Earlier this year, director Payal Kapadia was awarded the Oeil d’or (Golden Eye) for best documentary at the 74th Cannes Film Festival for her debut feature, A Night of Knowing Nothing. Lily and Generoso interviewed Kapadia about her poignant film, which employs a hybrid-fiction technique to provide a personal view of the student protests that engulfed Indian colleges and universities during the previous decade.

  • Roger’s and Hammerstein’s Cinderella
    Roger’s and Hammerstein’s Cinderella

    A classic children’s tale re-imagined by America’s greatest composers.

From the Archives