Shelflife

Kurt Channing is the kind of person that dreams of paying for a pound of bananas with one of those [huge stone coins](http://www.google.com/search?q=yap+stone+coin&hl=en&lr=&safe=off).

Buran Free

Shelflife

Kurt Channing has the inside line on the biggest bargain of the year- your very own Russian space shuttle! Go!

Asteroids!

Shelflife

Kurt Channing gives us the down-low (yo?) on new Cheetos product AND bonus rantery on wrong number callback. Yes!

Code Red!

Shelflife

Kurt Channing does some hackish snooping in Shelflife to determine the culprit behind the latest rash of internet outages.

Cool Turk

Shelflife

Kurt Channing considers the puzzling popularity of internet cult figure Mahir, inevitable pop superstardom and all, and grasps about for a metaphor to neatly describe it all. Anyone up for picking scabs?

Special K – Red Berries Edition

Shelflife

Kurt Channing has agreed to explore the finer points of the supermarket experience for Columns. In this edition of Shelflife, he takes a look at a newer, better Kelloggs cereal.

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