Love Hurts / Libeschmertzn (Golem). Review by Carl F. Gauze.

The Twelve Tribes (Label Bleu). Review by Carl F. Gauze.

If locking up performance artists sounds like a good idea to you, Carl F. Gauze might have the next best thing with a review of the special “Incarceration” issue of Sandbox.

Two Inuit brothers deal with confilict in on the tundra in director Zacharias Kunuk’s The Fast Runner (Atanarajuat). Carl F. Gauze got cold just reviewing it.

Danny Goldberg, Victor Goldberg, and Robert Greenwald reserve their spots on John Ashcoft’s hit list by editing It’s a Free Country a collection of essays on post-9/11 America. Carl F. Gauze risks inclusion with a review.

“Reality” television hits a new low with The Anna Nicole Show. Carl F. Gauze only watches for the articles.

A strict but lonely piano teacher realizes a brutal sexual fantasy in Michael Haneke’s The Piano Teacher. Carl F. Gauze plays “Chopsticks.”

Carl F. Gauze rolls out the barrel with Big Joe Siedlik on Big Joe’s Polka Hour.

Could Derek Flint be Austin Powers’ dad? Carl F. Gauze explores the long-awaited DVD of Daniel Mann’s classic ’60s spy spoof, Our Man Flint.

Farthest From the Sun (Nocturnal Art). Review by Carl F. Gauze.

Another made-for-TV sport debuts, and it’s a beaut. Carl F. Gauze takes a look at the wild world of SlamBall.

Two dozen short animated films your mother would NOT want you to see? Must be the return of Spike & Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animation Festival! Carl F. Gauze takes you there.

Peter Schickele Meets P.D.Q. Bach with the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra at the Bob Carr Performing Arts Center in Orlando, FL on May 25th, 2002. Concert review by Carl F. Gauze.

The mindbending art form popularized by M.C. Escher comes to life at Makoto Nakamura’s Tesselating Animation site. Carl F. Gauze tries to get the perspective straight.

Various Artists (UTV). Review by Carl F. Gauze.

What’s scarier: Jodie Foster as a nun or the fevered imaginations of a teenage altar boy as animated by Todd McFarlane? Carl F. Gauze reveals the truth in his review of Peter Care’s The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys.

Carl F. Gauze will give you Pac-Man Fever all over again, as he takes you back to the arcade games of your youth with a look at the Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator.

No, it’s not a grown up version of TV’s Smallville, it’s director Rintaro’s anime version of Osamu Tezuka’s 1949 manga, loosely based on the Fritz Lang classic of the same name. Carl F. Gauze reads the subtitles.

The Who’s legendary bassist, John Entwistle passed away Thursday at the age of 57. James Mann offers a tribute, and several Ink 19 staffers add their thoughts. - ,Editor’s Note: UPDATED with thoughts from additional staffers and bass legend Mike Watt.

Out of a job since your dot.com, telecom, or optics company went bust? Anonymous Aerospace Corporation wants YOU! Chief Recruitment Officer Carl F. Gauze has the details.