Tag: Maketh Me Swoon

LiveJournals are the death of everything sacred

Maketh Me Swoon

Chairy Girl emerges after months on a secret undercover mission, staggering, wounded, muttering over and over, “Livejournals are the death of everything sacred.” Here’s what we could piece together from her report.

Love & Veggie Tempura

Maketh Me Swoon

Chairy Girl breaks with the usual format, to give some thoughts on love in keeping with the season, and how broccoli is the worst part of selfish tempura.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

Maketh Me Swoon

Hey, even guys who go to meetings of their college’s “Objectivist Club” can’t spell or form a sentence worth a good goddamn (to say nothing of the dubious level of emotional maturity). Thanks Maketh Me Swoon.

Always the other girl

Maketh Me Swoon

Chairy girl gives us heartrending monolgue, the waning trickle of a stream of consciousness, in Maketh Me Swoon.

You’re really pretty, but….

Maketh Me Swoon

Columns offers a firm welcome handshake to Chairy Girl, mastermind behind Maketh Me Swoon. In this episode, we see the awkward dumping spiel, awkwardly delivered via email. This is gonna be good.

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