A Triumph For The Reverend Jackson
by Shelton Hull
SATURDAY, MAY 1, 11:13 PM
Word has come in that the Rev. Jesse Jackson, famed civil-rights
leader and two-time presidential also-ran, has negotiated the release
of three American soldiers that had been in Serbian custody for a
month following the beginning of US, er, NATO bombings against
Serb targets in and around Kosovo on March 24. At this point, the
offensive has generated several billion dollars’ drain on our domestic
finances, killed a couple busloads of civilians, including those killed
when the Serbian TV station was destroyed last week, and deposited
a stray missle or two in Turkey and Montenegro.
The object of their affection is a Mr. Milosevic of Belgrade, a fanatical
dictator-raconteur who takes to ethnic cleansing with the audacity of
a Roman bathhouse. Having won convincingly in the Bosnian conflict
earlier this decade, the forces of peace and justice stepped in and
forced him to be nice to the families of everyone he killed. Milosevic
then turned to quashing the rebellion in Kosovo.
The ethnic Albanians who were the majority group in the region felt,
rightly, that life under his rule might be on the short side, and formed
the Kosovo Liberation Army.
Milosevic felt, rightly, that the KLA would not be sympathetic to his
need for absolute power, and set about destroying his competition in
the traditional Eastern European style.
The forces of peace and justice felt, rightly, that mass murder is not
very nice, and stepped in to resolve the situation, after granting
Milosevic sufficient time to kill everyone he really wanted to.
Now, after 40 days and 40 nights of remote-control warfare aimed,
allegedly, at only the most fundamental Serb military targets, the
clearest indication of their effect in weakening the enemy is that we’re
still bombing them. So they’re apparently not working, unless
Milosevic’s claim of adding 60,000 extra troops to the 40,000 already
in Kosovo is a sign of desperation.
Jackson had only been in the region for about three days, meeting
with the captured troops on Friday. He and Milosevic met on
Saturday and forged some sort of agreement in which the Serbs
allow the soldiers to return to America with Jackson – can’t wait for
that photo-op – without any concessions from us. Yet. The bombings
continue, but Jackson is said to be carrying a letter from Milosevic to
President Clinton, requesting a face-to-face meeting. He’s implying
that releasing the soldiers was an act of good will, and deserves
reciprocation. In other words, stop the bombing and give the Serbs
the same deal as in Dayton in 1995: they keep the land and turn over
a few military personnel for cockfighting at the Hague, and we get to
rave about the triumph of American diplomacy.
It’s fun to imagine how glorious such moments are for the thousands
of innocent people that have died in the region this decade. Or the
thousands of refugees that are going to find themselves at
Guantanamo Bay, sleeping in the former tents and cots of every
dispossessed islander that ever piled thirty friends into the roof of
their house and set sail for South Beach, if American Diplomacy
doesn’t do something quick.
Jackson’s feat is all the more startling in light of the Administration’s
diplomatic failures in l’affaire Kosovo. A man who has never held
elected office, who would be hosting his show on CNN if he wasn’t off
outperforming Albright and Cohen! Prior to the initiation of US, er,
NATO bombings, representatives of the opposing factions met in
Rambouille, France with US/NATO people in an effort to end the war.
Milosevic stepped up the fighting in the midst of negotiations. Clearly
he had everyone by the balls and was not adverse to twisting. And
now he’s taking photo ops with a black Baptist minister! Here you
see the power of celebrity: Mr. Jackson would be lying at the bottom
of a shallow grave if Milosevic didn’t recognize him from Saturday
Night Live. Jesse is a master at working the press, and no one’s
gotten such open capitulation from Serbia since Holbrooke. He might
be able to parlay this into a Nobel Peace Prize or a third Presidential
run, which would be cool. He’s always been a good guy for politics,
but it’s hard to find a good spot for him.