The Phantom Menace: Better Than Bad
by Shelton Hull
TUESDAY, JUNE 1, 11:52 AM
Star Wars has become the first movie to earn $100 million in its first
five days at the box office. A remarkable feat, sure, but considerably
less so when one takes into account the millions spent on various
cross-promotional advertising schemes. Mr. Lucas’ penetration of the
market has reached John Holmes proportions, aided and abetted at
every point by the media, which has spent the past two decades
trying to concoct a villain on the level of Darth Vader. The media, it
seems, exists to create hype, to perpetuate hype, and to report on
hype with starry-eyed glee, feigning a reactionary stance to the
exclusion of all salient facts. Granted, a rush of pro-SW sentiment
could probably be expected whether the media reports on it or not,
and this country certainly has no shortage of pathetic losers willing to
spend weeks in line for a movie that will be available for our
consumption for the rest of human existence (or lack thereof). But
the media’s role in all this is to take what would otherwise be a highly
anticipated movie and elevate it to hysterical proportions, thus saving
Lucas untold millions through free advertising. If he has any gratitude,
he should set up a multiplex in Tirana so the displaced Kosovars can
have a first-hand glimpse at that which is more important than they.
On its own merits, the movie is pretty good, if my opinion matters. It
does, but only in a collective sense, in the sense that it matters only
because everyone else feels the same way. A few critics and fans
have alleged a lack of action, but it has about as much, time-wise, as
the others. They’re not as epic as the two rebel attacks on Death
Star 1 & 2, or the Vader/Luke confrontations, for example, but more
attention is given to plot development. This movie is set thirty years
before the first one, so there’s plenty of explication to be done, which
is the point of a prequel.
Some complain that the Darth Maul/Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-wan Kenobi
three-way dance doesn’t end in sufficiently dramatic fashion, but it’s
no less infuriating than Vader’s vanquishment of Kenobi in episode 4.
It also stands as key to the series’ plot progression by setting up the
Kenobi/Skywalker angle, as well as alluding to a Jedi trick done by
Luke (slightly modified) in Return of the Jedi. The choreography is
very good, due primarily to the efforts of whomever plays lead heavy
Darth Maul. He wields his double-sided lightsaber like a jo stick, and
the toy will be held in more adolescent hands this summer than
Michael Jackson’s specked cock. All told, these Jedis and Siths kill
more people by hand than any other incarnations, though the victims
are usually droids. The podracing sequence clearly establishes the
source of the Skywalkers’ aerial prowess. The desert course is laid
out rather like the bowels of the ever-present bad-guy monolithic
space station. Obviously, the Empire’s problem with structural
intergrity lies in their recycling of blueprints. And The Phantom
Menace has an open field, Civil War-style battle in which the digital
sidekick Jar-Jar Binks is finally able to do something other than
jabber like Jesse Camp with a belly full of gin.
The actors did well, especially considering that most of the sets and
characters are animated. Jake Lloyd’s work is the best I’ve seen from
a child since The Bad Seed. Like the female lead, Lloyd displays
prodigious talent at a very young age, younger in fact. Unless puberty
turns him into a troll or he gets a taste for nose candy, he’ll be a
stud. Natalie Portman is enthralling no matter what she does. It’s a
credit to her dramatic dexterity that she can elicit an equally
sympathetic on-screen rapport with Jean Reno, Timothy Hutton, and
a computer-generated fascist reptilian. For all the hoopla over
Princess Amidala’s wardrobe and makeup, it should be noted that
she looks no less attractive in, ahem, casual attire. (Phrased to
spare you from one of the hidden twists mentioned below.) And she
handles a pistol better than William Burroughs, which isn’t really that
hard. The Jedi team of Liam Neeson (who previously starred in
several things) and Ewan McGregor (something else, including
Trainspotting) are much better than credit is alotted for. Samuel L.
Jackson plays Mace Windu, a member of the Jedi Council whose
name is not mentioned and who barely appears at all. But his eyes
speak volumes. Chapters, anyway. It’s the kind of role that Scorsese
would give his mom, bless her soul, but GL promises expansion of
the Windu character in future installments.
As to be expected, there are plenty of plot twists. Many have been
given away by the press well in advance, but they are the more
obvious ones, such as that Senator Palpatine is destined to be the
high-voltage emperor. But the more salient points are yet to be dealt
with, such as what turns young Anakin to the Dark Side. I’d assume
that to be somehow congruent with the demise of Queen Amidala.
But that’s not to be revealed until the summer of 2002, by which time
the marks will have earned enough vacation time at the comic-book
store to wait in line for tickets.