Judas’ Angels Go To South Park & Ask, Whose Line Is It Anywa
Or one of the weirder TV viewing experiences of my life. Tonight, I spent two hours zapping between ABC’s Judas movie, NBC’s Making Of Charlies’ Angels Movie, a South Park rerun (Child Abduction Is Not Funny) and Whose Line Is It Anyway on ABC-Family.
Best I can figure it, Judas betrayed The Christ for 30 pieces of silver that Aaron Spelling needed to pay Farrah Fawcet-Majors to stop her from leaving the show but ABC wouldn’t let her out of her contract so they trapped her behind a big wall erected around South Park to stop the Mongol hoardes from attacking and then Drew Carey gave them all 1,000 points and said, “Now let’s move on to Party Quirks…”
Now that’s must-see TV.
(Actually, the Judas movie was terrible, badly written and worse-acted. When you’re less convincing in your time period than Jesus Christ Superstar or Godspell, it’s a sign of something. The Angels movie was actually kind of fun–garbage, but they knew it was garbage, so hey. And how can you put down a movie that has Dan “Homer Simpson” Castenella as Aaron Spelling promising his baby daughter Tori that one day he’ll create a series just for her? Answer: You can’t.)
