Ladies, Your Patriotic Duty Is Clear
According to Washingtonian Online, “There’s a theory that says skirt lengths foretell presidential elections: If miniskirts are in, expect a Democratic win; if longer skirts rule the runways, it’ll be party time for the GOP. Both George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush won when knee-length and long skirts were hot. Bill Clinton was inaugurated when minis were everywhere, even in DC law offices.”
Well gals, hike those skirts up–your country needs you.
(You’re thinking of the same Grease 2 song I am, aren’t you?)