If I May Be Permitted A Colorful Metaphor
So last night I had another one of my hysteric nights of sleeplessness. And maybe I was starting to halucinate, because watching political coverage on one of the early morning news shows, something suddenly occured to me.
Yes, Bush is a liar. But Kerry is a big, limp, penis.
And it doesn’t matter how big a penis is, if it’s limp, there’s just nothing you can do with it. You’ll back me up on that, won’t you ladies?
My, I am in a funny mood this afternoon. Must be the sleep deprivation.