The Sound of the Crowd

If I May Be Permitted A Colorful Metaphor

So last night I had another one of my hysteric nights of sleeplessness. And maybe I was starting to halucinate, because watching political coverage on one of the early morning news shows, something suddenly occured to me.

Yes, Bush is a liar. But Kerry is a big, limp, penis.

And it doesn’t matter how big a penis is, if it’s limp, there’s just nothing you can do with it. You’ll back me up on that, won’t you ladies?

My, I am in a funny mood this afternoon. Must be the sleep deprivation.


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