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I just signed the petition, only to find my name above one “Peter Schilling.” Now, odds are this isn’t the same Peter Schilling of “Major Tom (Coming Home)” fame.
But how perfect would it be for me to sign a political petition and end up next to an ’80s pop star?*
Everything works out for the best, in the best of all possible worlds…
*Especially since I think I’m the last man in America if not the world to own an actual album by him, and not just the single on a compilation. I have that too, of course.
