Return of the Green Fairy
Oooo! Careful children, for if you consume the fabled Absinthe, who knows what could happen!? You could pass out in a cruise ship corridor! You could call your new wife names! She in turn might kick you in the nuts! You would double over in pain! And finally, you could disappear! Beware this potent green drink, for it will make you do things you would never ever do if you were like, drunk on beer.