Bad PR

Screech! Dirty Sanchez!

“Screech!”

That’s usually what you hear right after someone gets a Dirty Sanchez. Only very rarely (very rarely, one hopes) is it also the name of the perpetrator – in this case, Dustin Diamond, once famed nerd of the Saved By The Bell gang, now relegated to recipient of internet petition welfare and possible ruination through the release of a steamy Sex Tape containing him, two girls and a well-oiled meerkat. Scratch the meerkat, I was daydreaming.

Even Diamond’s agent understands the value of this fortuitous Bad PR: “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.” Especially once you see Dustin’s Cajun Hot Stick.


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