Party Killers

Party Killers

From some strange Calypso blog comes an awesome collection of guaranteed party killers, songs so bad they’ll turn any roof-poppin’ pajama jammy-jam into a goddamn Scottish funeral (don’t ask me what that means). There’s upwards of thirty tunes in this unprecedented collection, including a Spanish version of “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-ha,” a Norwegian version of the song Tim Curry sings in Rocky Horror, and “Wang Dang Taffy Apple Tango” by Pat Boone. The only down side is that it’s one hour long MP3 file. Sucky, yes, but where else are you going to get all these stone cold shindig stoppers? Currently, nowhere.

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