We Have a Winner!

We Have a Winner!

Folks, when we started Lawsuits of the Damned, we didn’t expect to find someone so willing to be literal about this. State Senator Ernie Chambers (from Nebraska) has filed suit against God, for “making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.” While one may argue that it’s downright impossible to serve God with papers, Chambers had brilliantly side-stepped this technicality via the defendant’s claims of “omniscience.” Look it up, kids.

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