Truth to Power

Chuck Norris is just plain nuts

Chuck Norris is so rabidly crazed by the notion that perhaps our mediocre, yet extremely profitable insurance scam industry might be changed that he goes, in the words of Tropic Thunder, Full Retard:

Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/’Herodcare’

In his latest syndicated column, Chuck Norris wonders if the Obama health care plan would have resulted in some dire consequences if it had been around in times past: Namely the abortion of Jesus Christ Himself, under the regime of “Herodcare.”

Norris writes:

Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind if their parents had been as progressive as Washington’s wise men and women! Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?</em>

What if…you shut the fuck up?


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