Everybody Loves Chlamydia
Everybody Loves Chlamydia
By Bobby DeSormier
Directed By Rob Ward
GCGP Productions
Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival – Green Venue</strong>
No superhero is any better than the super villain he or she opposes. Schemes for Global Annihilation, Satellites with freeze rays, and even mutant Teletubbies are thrown at them, and they triumph, but what about an STD? Busty Chlamydia (Carol Palumbo) has ambition, she asked pink haired Promiscuity (Bobby DeSormier) to change her from easily controlled bacteria to an indestructible virus, and make her the scourge of everyone’s genitals. Promiscuity breaks up with Lust (Steven Johnson) as sexual Frustration (Stephanie Miller) argues with clean cut Common Sense (Jose Vincent Colon). The closest she’s getting to a nice round orgasm is the green glitter penis drawn on her sweaty black cat suit. Can the world be saved from PPC (Poor Partner Choice) or must we all come to relish the taste of discharge?
The concept is high, the costumes great, the acting campy and over the top, and even if the script feel as bit forced here and there this is a good dose of sexy fun. Palumbo takes no prisoners and the lovers spat between Johnson and DeSormier is a hoot, but the really sexy character is Chastity (Kendra Musselle). Why? Well, she’s the most unavailable. I’ll also mention Merda (Addison Taylor) as the Maid with the attitude and hairy looking Miles Berman as “Underling” or “Minion” or some other low ranking uncredited role. He hold up the fight cards with plot points and he has the least clothing to wear, given there’s no A/C in the show tonight that’s a blessing Ms Frustration cannot receive. Take notes, this is a funniest sex lecture you’ll ever see.
This show is part of the Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival. Tickets and other information may be found at http:\www.OrlandoFringe.org
