The Swede Life
by Unbalanced Breakfast
HisCheapMoves: How about those Swedes?
kittydeathstar: I’m packing my bags as we speak! They definitely think outside the box……. Weak double entendres RULE!
HisCheapMoves: In summary, to combat their problem with a declining population (which apparently is having to start economic ramifications), a clever Swedish lawmaker has proposed "Porn Saturdays" on national TV.
kittydeathstar: She is, of course, making this one of the cornerstones of her election campaign! A swingin’ Christian Democrat campaign!
HisCheapMoves: I wonder if Swedish children have Saturday morning cartoons. Doesn’t sound like it.
kittydeathstar: Cartoons have never helped anyone! *chortle* It WILL make for some interesting fights over the remote control, certainly… Apparently a full Saturday of porn will get people in the mood to copulate and procreate — their patriotic duty, y’see.
HisCheapMoves: I think they need to talk to the Chinese.
kittydeathstar: Oh my!