BOOK REVIEW: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

BOOK REVIEW: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control for Paranoids
Lyle Zapato, 2003, Paladin Press, Gunbarrel Tech Center, 7077
Winchester Cr., Boulder CO 80301, paladin-press.com

You’ve been waiting for this one for a long time. You’ve been afraid, very afraid, that the shadowy forces that control Black Helicopters, Psychotronic Field Generators, and all the rest of the Fearful Litany of Subjugation, will be once again successful in their insidious efforts to snuff out any attempt by Freedom Loving Paranoiacs to sunder the shackles of Mind Control, Cry Freedom, and lead the Mesmerized Masses into a new Golden Age of Liberty and Self Determination.

Hallelujah, brother! Lyle Zapato has risked his life and fortune to Tell All! And he SUCCEEDED!!

As amazing as it might seem, Lyle Zapato has managed to Plumb The Depths of Mind Control and return intact! No more shall we labor zombie-like, in thrall to Multinational Corporations, Paraterrestrials, Governments, Advertisers, and all The Rest!

Taken directly from the book’s Back Cover! The Game Plan is laid out in Crystal Clear language!

“Are You a Victim of MIND CONTROL? Many people are unaware that their actions and thoughts are being directed to suit the agendas of shadowy agencies. Do you:

Trust the government and social institutions?
Feel a lack of control over your life?
Experience déjà vu?
Want to purchase unneeded products?
Have trouble sleeping or sleep too easily?
Experience déjà vu?
Doubt this book?

If you have experienced any of these symptoms then your mind is being controlled! Fortunately, you hold in your hands a ticket to board the bus to mental freedom with an Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie — the most effective, inexpensive, and stylish way to combat psychotronic mind control.

Make yours before it’s TOO LATE!

The Definitive Guide to Aluminum Foil Brain Shielding

All the budding paranoid needs to know to fight the nefarious forces of mind control.

Includes:

Easy-to-follow building instructions
Tips and tricks
Underlying theory
Survey of alternatives
Guide to potential enemies
Historical background

WARNING: Barcode scanners are tracking you! Do not trust cashier!”

Lyle Zapato has Given Us the Keys To The Kingdom!!!

In addition to a richly-detailed text that covers All Aspects involved with making, using, and maintaining your Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB), there are appendices that elucidate the History of Psychotronics and Aluminum, as well as Knowledge of Your Enemies!

As amazing as it might sound, not only is Lyle Zapato an intrepid muckraking fact-finder, but he’s also a First Rate Illustrator! And a Modest One at that! The illustration on page 36 may well be Worth The Whole Cost of the Book! Numerous other illustrations are of such excellence as to border on the miraculous! Lyle Zapato should seriously consider having many of the illustrations in Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie made into Large Brightly-Colored Stickers for proud display on automobile bumpers, shop windows, and other Places of Prominence.

Lyle also has a website, and among a trove of Many Other Things, one can download MindGuard: Psychotronic Mind-control Protection Software for Amiga and Linux!! Click on zapatopi.net/mindguard.html RIGHT NOW to learn more about this Amazing Free Software!!

GET THIS BOOK NOW! MAKE AND WEAR YOUR ALUMINUM FOIL DEFLECTOR BEANIE (AFDB) NOW!!

Experience the Tremendous Sensation of a Mind Freed Once And For All from the Evil Emanations of the Swarm of Psychotronic Field Generators that seek to ENSLAVE MANKIND!!!

Buy this book for ALL YOUR FRIENDS! Not just the paranoiacs, but All of Them. Buy this book for TOTAL STRANGERS too!!!

Make Lyle Zapato the SOLE BENEFICIARY in your will NOW!! No thanks can be Great Enough to show Proper Gratitude for the LIFESAVING, nay CIVILIZATIONSAVING service that Lyle Zapato has rendered!!

As I sit here writing these words, wearing my Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB), secure in the knowledge that the Evil Forces of Mind Control can no longer enslave me, I can only smile widely and say THANK YOU LYLE ZAPATO!!!

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