Music Reviews
The New Lou Reeds

The New Lou Reeds

Top Billin’

Exit Stencil

The New Lou Reeds? What’s wrong with the old Lou Reeds? Are their Pentium processors not up to date? Have their browsers been lagging when attempting to load flash-enhanced web pages? Honestly, I wasn’t aware of any problems. Guess I better get ready to upgrade. I just hope these new models come preloaded with spyware protection. That’s what ruined my first Mo Tucker.

All kidding aside, the New Lou Reeds are a honky-tonk band from Cleveland, OH, who have little in common with the author of “Sweet Jane” (aside from the fact they jacked his name to give their own musical career a boost). The Reeds’ sophomore album Top Billin’ is a $3.99 platter of drunken blues rock, the kind that doesn’t so much move as it does mosey. These guys should never have a problem booking the local watering hole in Anytown, U.S.A. Barflies love this kind of stuff.

The only caveat is singer Stephe DK’s low-grade Robert Plant impression, which sounds forced and stiff even when he tries to cut loose and address the listener personally (“Lookin’ for a Boogaloo”). Stephe baby, don’t hold back. Loosen your belt and go for it. Other than that, I see no reason why not to recommend Top Billin’ to the perpetually sloshed blueshound in your life.

New Lou Reeds: http://www.newloureeds.com


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