Chuck Norris brings the whup ass
Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against U.S. government
The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.
Today in his syndicated column on WorldNetDaily Norris reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
He continues; calling on a second American Revolution; “…we’ve bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America’s religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.
How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second American Revolution? We the people have the authority according to America’s Declaration of Independence, which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, “We Surround Them,” on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.
He closes with the words of Sam Houston followed by a plug for his next martial arts event.
“We view ourselves on the eve of battle.”</em>
Amazing, isn’t it, how these same “patriots” called anyone who voiced contempt for King George traitors, said you can’t criticize the “Commander in Chief” during wartime, blah dee fucking blah, but have no trouble now that they think their money is going downhill instead of up in calling for revolution against Obama. Well, we’re still in the same (optional) wars you chucklehead, so how about pouring yourself a big mug of shut the fuck up? I better type this quick, because after Friday at 5, I’m sure I’ll be running in fear of these “thousands” of right wing cells, hunting down us rational, religion circumventing (uh, what the f does that even mean?) citizens.
Not only did we elect Obama, we seemingly hired the staff of The Onion to replace the GOP.
