Maketh Me Swoon Archives • Ink 19

Tragedy on a collegiate level
- Maketh Me Swoon
- September 11, 2002
Chairy Girl rips his words straight from the screen so you can stare… and cringe… ouch. The wonders of email never cease.
LiveJournals are the death of everything sacred
- Maketh Me Swoon
- May 23, 2002
Chairy Girl emerges after months on a secret undercover mission,
staggering, wounded, muttering over and over, “Livejournals are the death of
everything sacred.” Here’s what we could piece together from her report.
Love & Veggie Tempura
- Maketh Me Swoon
- February 6, 2002
Chairy Girl breaks with the usual format, to give some thoughts on
love in keeping with the season, and how broccoli is the worst part of
selfish tempura.

Your Already Damaged Soul?
- Maketh Me Swoon
- December 27, 2001
Can Chairy Girl survive a broadside of obsessive melodramatics? Stay
tuned.
do you like me, check yes or no
- Maketh Me Swoon
- October 12, 2001
AOL Instant Messenger becomes a mind games battlefield; more bruised
feelings from Chairy Girl. Plus, when boys go creepy!
Thanks a lot, asshole.
- Maketh Me Swoon
- September 8, 2001
Hey, even guys who go to meetings of their college’s “Objectivist Club” can’t spell or form a sentence worth a good goddamn (to say nothing of the dubious level of emotional maturity). Thanks Maketh Me Swoon.

Always the other girl
- Maketh Me Swoon
- August 10, 2001
Chairy girl gives us heartrending monolgue, the waning trickle of a stream of consciousness, in Maketh Me Swoon.
You’re really pretty, but….
- Maketh Me Swoon
- July 25, 2001
Columns offers a firm welcome handshake to Chairy Girl, mastermind behind Maketh Me Swoon. In this episode, we see the awkward dumping spiel, awkwardly delivered via email. This is gonna be good.

Pahokee
- Screen Reviews
- May 17, 2019
Pahokee produces sugar cane and poverty, but some the brighter students might make it to the big time with a college degree and a new zip code.
Sumo Princess
- Music Reviews
- May 17, 2019
When An Electric Storm. (Educational Recordings) Review by Bob Pomeroy.
Laura Valle
- Music Reviews
- May 16, 2019
Charismatic. Review by Stacey Zering.
Ramen Shop
- Screen Reviews
- May 16, 2019
A young man searches for the secrets of his family and great Ramen.
Southern Avenue
- Music Reviews
- May 15, 2019
Keep On (Concord Records). Review by James Mann.
Don Felder
- Event Reviews
- May 15, 2019
Don Felder took music fans down Eagles’ memory lane at Disney Epcot’s® Garden Rocks Concert Series, and Michelle Wilson loved every nostalgic moment of it.
Alfred Sergel IV
- Music Reviews
- May 14, 2019
Alfred Sergel IVtet (The Tam Tam Group). Review by Stacey Zering.
Tanika Charles
- Music Reviews
- May 14, 2019
The Gumption (Record Kicks). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
Sister Street Fighter Collection
- Screen Reviews
- May 13, 2019
This Blu-ray collection is certainly a great pick-up for fans of ’70s funky martial arts action.
Pasolini
- Screen Reviews
- May 10, 2019
Willem Dafoe stars in Abel Ferrara’s look at director and writer Pasolini.