Maketh Me Swoon Archives • Ink 19

Tragedy on a collegiate level
- Maketh Me Swoon
- September 11, 2002
Chairy Girl rips his words straight from the screen so you can stare… and cringe… ouch. The wonders of email never cease.
LiveJournals are the death of everything sacred
- Maketh Me Swoon
- May 23, 2002
Chairy Girl emerges after months on a secret undercover mission,
staggering, wounded, muttering over and over, “Livejournals are the death of
everything sacred.” Here’s what we could piece together from her report.
Love & Veggie Tempura
- Maketh Me Swoon
- February 6, 2002
Chairy Girl breaks with the usual format, to give some thoughts on
love in keeping with the season, and how broccoli is the worst part of
selfish tempura.

Your Already Damaged Soul?
- Maketh Me Swoon
- December 27, 2001
Can Chairy Girl survive a broadside of obsessive melodramatics? Stay
tuned.
do you like me, check yes or no
- Maketh Me Swoon
- October 12, 2001
AOL Instant Messenger becomes a mind games battlefield; more bruised
feelings from Chairy Girl. Plus, when boys go creepy!
Thanks a lot, asshole.
- Maketh Me Swoon
- September 8, 2001
Hey, even guys who go to meetings of their college’s “Objectivist Club” can’t spell or form a sentence worth a good goddamn (to say nothing of the dubious level of emotional maturity). Thanks Maketh Me Swoon.

Always the other girl
- Maketh Me Swoon
- August 10, 2001
Chairy girl gives us heartrending monolgue, the waning trickle of a stream of consciousness, in Maketh Me Swoon.
You’re really pretty, but….
- Maketh Me Swoon
- July 25, 2001
Columns offers a firm welcome handshake to Chairy Girl, mastermind behind Maketh Me Swoon. In this episode, we see the awkward dumping spiel, awkwardly delivered via email. This is gonna be good.

Pretty Wild
- Music Reviews
- July 19, 2019
Interstate 13 (Dead End Exit Records/Black Lodge Records). Review by Carl F. Gauze.
Michot’s Melody Makers
- Music Reviews
- July 19, 2019
Blood Moon (Sinking City Records). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
Terra Formars
- Screen Reviews
- July 18, 2019
Exterminate the cockroaches and secure the future !
Rafael Marcelino & La Mística
- Music Reviews
- July 17, 2019
Rafael Marcelino & La MÃstica. Review by Stacey Zering.
Sad Summer Festival
- Event Reviews
- July 17, 2019
The Warped Tour may be over, but a new festival is already vying to be its replacement. The inaugural Sad Summer Festival hit Orlando on a hot summer day and Vanna Porter was there to see how it stacks up.
Richard Peña
- Music Reviews
- July 16, 2019
Hey, Don Rey!. Review by Stacey Zering.
Freekbass
- Music Reviews
- July 16, 2019
All The Way This, All The Way That (Color Red). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
The New York Ripper
- Screen Reviews
- July 15, 2019
You haven’t experienced this gruesome classic until you see it on Blu-ray.
Kate Prascher
- Music Reviews
- July 12, 2019
Bright Like This. Review by Stacey Zering.
The Minus 5
- Music Reviews
- July 12, 2019
Stroke Manor (Yep Roc). Review by Bob Pomeroy.