Who’s your favorite Backstree… er, candidate?
Isaac Airborne runs down the simply stellar crop of candidates for the 2000 Presidential election - Freemasons all!
Educated by reading books, walking slowly, and sitting on benches watching stupid people, Isaac Airbourne is often made fun of by little kids who laugh and call him “Walking Encyclopedia of Mysanthropology.” His bad attitude and lack of any honest artistic motivation has publicly gained him the reputation of being Joan Altabe’s only rival. He has been called both a “cross between Indiana Jones and Jello Biafra” and a “man who could be very wealthy (or benefit mankind greatly) if he put his wit to some useful purpose.”
Isaac Airborne runs down the simply stellar crop of candidates for the 2000 Presidential election - Freemasons all!
Isaac Airbourne realizes that his nightmare of science classes bereft of hanging skeletons and brains in jars is close to becoming a chilling reality.
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The dissolution of a wealthy Russian family confuses everyone involved.