Who’s your favorite Backstree… er, candidate?
Isaac Airborne runs down the simply stellar crop of candidates for the 2000 Presidential election - Freemasons all!
Educated by reading books, walking slowly, and sitting on benches watching stupid people, Isaac Airbourne is often made fun of by little kids who laugh and call him “Walking Encyclopedia of Mysanthropology.” His bad attitude and lack of any honest artistic motivation has publicly gained him the reputation of being Joan Altabe’s only rival. He has been called both a “cross between Indiana Jones and Jello Biafra” and a “man who could be very wealthy (or benefit mankind greatly) if he put his wit to some useful purpose.”
Isaac Airborne runs down the simply stellar crop of candidates for the 2000 Presidential election - Freemasons all!
Isaac Airbourne realizes that his nightmare of science classes bereft of hanging skeletons and brains in jars is close to becoming a chilling reality.
Isaac Airborne is more than a little disturbed at the curiously dated advertising bonanza that is EPCOT.
Talk about contrived bullshit! Am I supposed to just sit back and believe that Carlos Santana, without the help of his publicists and record label, has become the hottest thing since All-Nighter Diarrhea in merely a few weeks?
Today’s Smmoth Jazz Roundup is a collection of short reviews of easy-to-listen-to jazz.
In Perfect Harmony: The Lost Album (Jazz Detective). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
The Mighty Warriors: Live in Antwerp (Elemental Music). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
40 years on, Michael Gira and Swans continue to bring a ritualistic experience that needs to be heard in order to be believed. Featured photo by Reese Cann.
The biggest astronomical event of the decade coincides with a long overdue trip to Austin, Texas.
Sofia and Louise have just graduated nursing school. They have no idea what they’ve signed up for.
At the Showcase: Live in Chicago 1976/1977 (Jazz Detective). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
Atlantis Lullaby: The Concert in Avignon (Elemental Music). Review by Bob Pomeroy.
Hamilton, Ontario rap artist Cadence Weapon drops Rollercoaster (MNRK Music) today.
Shall I compare thee to an “Old Bronco”? Sure, if thou art The Bacon Brothers.