Bladejob :: Akira Hokuto vs. Bull Nakano :: Sunday, July 23rd, 2000
Bladejob bites the hand that feeds it and watches the blood flow
with a look at vampires and wrestling. Not what you’d expect. And more
effusive praise for Steve Corino. Some would call it bad timing…
The Sandman is a liability for ECW and he should be cut loose, says
Bladejob. Avert your eyes from the naked drunk wrestlers in the
ring, please. Trauma of the highest degree when ECW comes to Pensacola.
Bladejob delivers the insanity and rabble-rousing that can only
come through watching too much wrestling in search of profound answers and
art.
When I see Justin Credible, I don’t think “eyebrows better suited for that creepy gossip writer on E! Gossip Show.” What were they thinking? I realize that they are trying to avoid the Ziggy Stardust glam stigma of no eyebrows at all, but these eye-mustaches are ridiculous.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Awesome is in the building. What can I say, I was sucked in by the hype and impressed by the execution. It’s one of those surreal moments that ONLY happens in professional wrestling. Felt like one of those comic books where fucking Loki or the Red Skull shows up to fight Spider Man, and it’s a total shock crossover, worlds colliding. For that one moment it worked. Awesome then proceeded to smash a crutch over Nash’s body and flicked off the audience while the announcers sputtered on about how he had an ECW title defense on Thursday. Awesome, rocking the lustrous Bon Jovi mullet WITH fanny pack, and somehow pulling off the look, picked up the mic and…
