- Archikulture Digest
- September 22, 2019
Cowboys and courtesans, oh my!
Matthew Damascus kills Bladejob dead with a single stroke. Plus, aesthetic lamentations for a wrestler? Que?
Matthew Damascus shakes his head and mutters dark curses against the phony gay wedding angle on Smackdown, and then marks out over the Axl Rose comeback.
Is that Bladejob? Where did you come from? How about that WWE? How about that “HLA”?
Bladejob :: The Rock is a pussy :: Sunday, May 27th, 2001
An oddly optimistic look at the (timely) mainstream crossover appeal of the Rock, courtesy of “Bladejob”. Yes, yes, but The Mummy Returns is still a piece of shit!
The by-no-means definitive guide to centering your whole April 1st around, yes, Wrestlemaniaaaaaaa! A “Bladejob” exclusive.
Perhaps Ziggy could play guitar, but there were many things he could never
dream of doing. Like wrestle, for instance. A mostly, really, probably true Bladejob investigation on Akira Hokuto.
List-Mania is running wild all over Bladejob. Shudder in terror as
Matthew Damascus struggles to pick out the bright spots for wrestling
What We Talk About (When We Don’t Talk About Wrestling). Anything else would
be telling. It’s Bladejob, it’s new, it’s overdue.
Bladejob :: Attitude!!! Do you GET IT? :: Tuesday, July 25th, 2000
Bladejob :: Akira Hokuto vs. Bull Nakano :: Sunday, July 23rd, 2000
Bladejob bites the hand that feeds it and watches the blood flow
with a look at vampires and wrestling. Not what you’d expect. And more
effusive praise for Steve Corino. Some would call it bad timing…
When I see Justin Credible, I don’t think “eyebrows better suited for that creepy gossip writer on E! Gossip Show.” What were they thinking? I realize that they are trying to avoid the Ziggy Stardust glam stigma of no eyebrows at all, but these eye-mustaches are ridiculous.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Awesome is in the building. What can I say, I was sucked in by the hype and impressed by the execution. It’s one of those surreal moments that ONLY happens in professional wrestling. Felt like one of those comic books where fucking Loki or the Red Skull shows up to fight Spider Man, and it’s a total shock crossover, worlds colliding. For that one moment it worked. Awesome then proceeded to smash a crutch over Nash’s body and flicked off the audience while the announcers sputtered on about how he had an ECW title defense on Thursday. Awesome, rocking the lustrous Bon Jovi mullet WITH fanny pack, and somehow pulling off the look, picked up the mic and…