Bladejob

  • Will The Last One To Leave Turn Out The Lights?

    Matthew Damascus kills Bladejob dead with a single stroke. Plus, aesthetic lamentations for a wrestler? Que?

  • I Guess Nothing Really Changes

    Matthew Damascus shakes his head and mutters dark curses against the phony gay wedding angle on Smackdown, and then marks out over the Axl Rose comeback.

  • Back So Soon?

    Is that Bladejob? Where did you come from? How about that WWE? How about that “HLA”?

  • The Rock is a pussy

    Bladejob :: The Rock is a pussy :: Sunday, May 27th, 2001

  • Maybe Rocky Doesn’t Suck (After All)

    An oddly optimistic look at the (timely) mainstream crossover appeal of the Rock, courtesy of “Bladejob”. Yes, yes, but The Mummy Returns is still a piece of shit!

  • That Night Of Nights

    The by-no-means definitive guide to centering your whole April 1st around, yes, Wrestlemaniaaaaaaa! A “Bladejob” exclusive.

  • Some Girls Are Bigger…

    Perhaps Ziggy could play guitar, but there were many things he could never
    dream of doing. Like wrestle, for instance. A mostly, really, probably true Bladejob investigation on Akira Hokuto.

  • Akira Hokuto vs. Bull Nakano

    Bladejob :: Akira Hokuto vs. Bull Nakano :: Sunday, July 23rd, 2000

  • Vampire Weekend Warriors

    Bladejob bites the hand that feeds it and watches the blood flow
    with a look at vampires and wrestling. Not what you’d expect. And more
    effusive praise for Steve Corino. Some would call it bad timing…

  • Rum, Sodomy And the Lash

    The Sandman is a liability for ECW and he should be cut loose, says
    Bladejob. Avert your eyes from the naked drunk wrestlers in the
    ring, please. Trauma of the highest degree when ECW comes to Pensacola.

  • Miscellaneous Brooding + In Praise of Steve Corino

    Bladejob delivers the insanity and rabble-rousing that can only
    come through watching too much wrestling in search of profound answers and
    art.

  • Your Wrestling Toy of the Week is- Justin Credible?

    When I see Justin Credible, I don’t think “eyebrows better suited for that creepy gossip writer on E! Gossip Show.” What were they thinking? I realize that they are trying to avoid the Ziggy Stardust glam stigma of no eyebrows at all, but these eye-mustaches are ridiculous.

  • Not So Awesome Now…

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Awesome is in the building. What can I say, I was sucked in by the hype and impressed by the execution. It’s one of those surreal moments that ONLY happens in professional wrestling. Felt like one of those comic books where fucking Loki or the Red Skull shows up to fight Spider Man, and it’s a total shock crossover, worlds colliding. For that one moment it worked. Awesome then proceeded to smash a crutch over Nash’s body and flicked off the audience while the announcers sputtered on about how he had an ECW title defense on Thursday. Awesome, rocking the lustrous Bon Jovi mullet WITH fanny pack, and somehow pulling off the look, picked up the mic and…

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